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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Falling into the Void: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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