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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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