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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
Demon Skulls Collected: 38 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
Animals Bred: 118 Emeralds Found: 1635

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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