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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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