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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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