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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12 Demon Skulls Collected: 19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
Living Statues Befriended: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 61
Elemental Crystals Collected: 100 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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