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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 17

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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