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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 1250 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball and our creepers are trained to breakdance.
if you join, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours. plus, our villagers throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.
oh, and did i mention that our Ender Dragon is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati? yeah, he’s got some crazy stories to tell.
so come join us on this server, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is missing out on all the fun!
