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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 7468 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 5 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 22 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 7458 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 |
We don’t need sex when we have diamonds to find and creepers to explode, am I right?
Join us for a wild ride of blocky adventures and pixelated fun that will make you question everything you thought you knew about life.
Who needs sex when you can build your dream house out of virtual blocks and fight off zombies with your trusty sword?
So leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft universe where the only thing that matters is the next epic build or epic battle.
Sex? What’s that? We only know how to mine and craft like absolute madmen!