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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 303 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 142 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords! 🦙🔥🐔
Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon comes to hang out and play hide and seek with the players! 🐉👀
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers breakdance to dubstep music! 💃🎶💥
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventures of your life! 🎮🤪
Disclaimer: Pigs in sunglasses may not actually exist. Please play responsibly.