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TaiwanTakedown Minecraft Server

ARMS, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, defence firms, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Politics, RETALIATION, sanctions, sanctions list, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, TaiwanTakedown, Tensions, Trade, united states, US, weapons

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant walls to protect ourselves from imaginary enemies like china who try to impose sanctions on us for supplying imaginary arms to taiwan which doesn’t even exist in our world but hey who cares we just wanna build and have fun so come join us and let’s show china who’s boss in the virtual world because why not lol #minecraft #sanctions #buildthewall #imaginaryarms #taiwanwho

CraftyGunBanLand

Community Mourning, country-wide, CraftyGunBanLand, criminal investigation, firearm restriction, government action, gun ban, gun control, gun regulation, Gun Violence, mass shooting, Montenegrin, national security, pm, policy proposal, political decision, proposes, Public Safety, shooting spree, Tragedy, tragic event

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Montenegrin PM wants to join! he’s all like “yo, let’s ban guns and play Minecraft instead!” cuz this server is so epic that it’s gonna save lives, bro. like, you gotta join before the PM changes his mind and decides to just play Minecraft all day instead of running a country. plus, there’s gonna be a shooting spree of fun and games, not actual guns, so come join the madness, fam!

Viral Variant Detector Server

auto-detect system, bacteria detection, bacteria identification, bacteria spread, COVID variants, detector, epidemiology, flu variants, future outbreaks, Infectious disease outbreaks, infectious diseases, new variants, public health, research findings, response improvement, Server, tuberculosis variants, variant, viral, virus detection, virus identification, virus spread, whooping cough variants

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3804
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a system that can detect new variants of viruses in the game! imagine fighting off a super contagious flu zombie or a COVID creeper, it’s gonna be wild! we even have whooping cough skeletons and tuberculosis spiders roaming around, ready to infect your blocky world. join now for a chance to save the virtual universe from these deadly diseases and show off your survival skills like never before!

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Towns Built:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6025
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Divine Spears Created:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	459847	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3666
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Votes:	3427	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ores Mined:	4150	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	New Chunks Explored:	521237
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Animals Bred:	170
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Farms Harvested:	169
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1599
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Votes:	4346	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Crops Grown:	5507
Mines Excavated:	1788	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Void Armor Forged:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5431

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

Players:	101/900	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	1519
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13