Era of GLP-1 FunCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	9379
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Have you ever wanted to join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your head spin like a crazy disco ball? Well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb diggity!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds like a boss when suddenly, a wild GLP-1 Receptor Agonist appears! But don’t worry, this ain’t your average Minecraft mob. This bad boy is here to help you level up your health game like never before.

With this server, you’ll be slaying zombies and managing your public health responsibilities like a pro. Forget about boring old potions, cuz now you’ll be popping GLP-1 Receptor Agonist pills like they’re candy. Your character will be so buff, even the Ender Dragon will be shaking in its boots!

So why wait? Join now and let the GLP-1 Receptor Agonists take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

> Minecraft SMP Spend Millions Training an…

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have spent millions of dollars training our villagers to be the best blacksmiths in the land. But watch out, because they may just take a bribe from the evil Ender Dragon and stop developing their skills altogether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!

ToxicBabyDaddy Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is a safe haven from toxic exes and baby daddies who can’t get their act together.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.

Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

BroFavorNoMoreCraft

Boundaries, BroFavorNoMoreCraft, brother, cat, Communication, family, family dynamics, favoritism, Favors, Generosity, pet accommodations, pet allergies, pet care, pet favoritism, pet owners, pet sitting, Pets, relationships, Resentment, Siblings

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a cat? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to never say no to looking after your virtual pets, no matter how many spare rooms we have available!

We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.

But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!

2024NoRegrets Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yeah, you heard me right!

Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.

But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Norms R Us: No Pants Required

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9844
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring old social norms like wearing pants or saying please and thank you? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to be as weird and wacky as possible! We once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of melons, and another player who only communicates in chicken noises. Plus, our virtual dance parties are legendary – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing! So if you’re ready to throw off the shackles of society and embrace the chaos, join us now!

TypoCraft: The AI Kingdom

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	1301	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Villages Defended:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Runes Activated:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance! we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find. our server is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of gold blocks. if you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by a magical talking sheep. but beware, there is a group of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant lava pit. only the chosen ones can stop them and save the day. so grab your pickaxe and sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Buildings Constructed:	26

u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

Iperios

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
McMMO Skills	Refine your skills to fight in wars.
Geopolitical Power	Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
Custom Enchants	Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

FAQs

How can I join the server?

Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

What plugins are used on the server?

– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

How do I start playing once I join?

A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

Contacts

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	288	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	191	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6451
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!