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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7144
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	876731	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3015
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Emeralds Found:	2179	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Secret Passages Found:	6	Towns Built:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Votes:	2223	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5177
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	1230	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Void Armor Forged:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Towns Built:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	1611	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	896	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Void Armor Forged:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	327
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	921672
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Zombie Dances:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Astral Projections Made:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	97/100	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	5610	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2