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DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	111	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2726
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mines Excavated:	1979	Buildings Constructed:	41
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ores Mined:	4603	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

The owner of the “Survival Without Everything” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

CryackG.aternos.me:27247

Crafty Tavern 1.21

alcohol, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol consumption, alcohol recovery, alcohol tolerance, alcoholic beverages, alcoholism, Beer, binge drinking, cocktails, Crafty, Drinking, dude alcohol, liquor, partying, sober living, social drinking, Spirits, substance abuse, TAVERN, wine

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ores Mined:	5795	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
New Chunks Explored:	613633	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Buildings Constructed:	15	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a party on steroids, but without the actual steroids, ya feel me?

We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.

And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

D e g r e e s – M i n e c r a f t S M P

bachelors degree, competency test, Credentials, Degrees, education, employment, Evaluation, Experience, hiring process, job market, job performance, job requirements, Job Search, knowledge, qualifications, quantum physics, Recruitment, selection process., skills assessment, Workforce

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mines Excavated:	2389
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Farms Harvested:	580
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of job applications asking for useless degrees like quantum physics when all you want to do is play Minecraft all day? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! We don’t care if you have a degree in underwater basket weaving or advanced llama grooming, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro.

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?

So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?

GiftRejectCraft

Air B&B, Amazon, christmas, Communication Issues, Cornwall, damaged present, estranged sister, family conflict, family dynamics, GiftRejectCraft, holiday traditions, Japan, lemon drizzle gin, Postage, regifting, rejecting gift, replacement gift, scotland, Siblings, UK geography, useful gift

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise no passive-aggressive gifts or toxic relationships here. Join us for a drama-free gaming experience where the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!

So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	862	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Farms Harvested:	715	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mines Excavated:	3835
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	99	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	110	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	6742	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	174	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Alien Abductions:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Void Gems Collected:	28

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7132
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Villages Defended:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Votes:	1645
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Divine Spears Created:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Players:	108/400	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1