EpicFailCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FireNation Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, escalation, firenation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Minecraft, playing with fire, power struggle, red line, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Tension, territorial dispute, US, Warning

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Emeralds Found:	1722	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Buildings Constructed:	39	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit that even china is warning the US about it? well look no further cuz our server is so fire that even world leaders are talking about it. join us and experience the thrill of walking on the taiwan red line, but be careful cuz you might get burned by all the epicness. come play with us and see why everyone is saying we’re playing with fire on this server. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyRevolution

Ahmad al-Sharaa, anti-Assad forces, anti-government protests, Arab Spring, authoritarian regimes, civil war, CraftyRevolution, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, Iranian influence, Iranian project, Middle East conflict, Middle Eastern politics, opposition movements, political turmoil, regime change, regional instability, resistance movements, revolutionary movements, Syrian conflict, Syrian opposition

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4038
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE GOT SYRIAN OPPOSITION SETTING IRANIAN PROJECTS BACK 40 YEARS! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? ONLY ON OUR SERVER WILL YOU SEE SUCH WILD ANTICS HAPPENING!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE INSANITY FOR YOURSELF! BUILD A HOUSE, FIGHT SOME ZOMBIES, AND MAYBE EVEN WITNESS A SYRIAN OPPOSITION MEMBER BLOWING UP A MINECRAFT CASTLE! WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON OUR SERVER!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE WACKY FUN! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Classic Prison

airdrops, bedrock, Blackmarket, Capes, Cell PvP, classic, Cosmetics, costumes, Crates, Easy Progression, Ip:, Koth, modern gameplay, Npcs, og, old school, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, WarZone events

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Enchantments Applied:	299
Love Letters Sent:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison	Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events	Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards
Non-P2W	Fair balance for free-to-play players, limited benefits for donators
Cosmetics	100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression
Cells	Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests	NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary	Sell special items for extra money, useful with PlayerShops
Fishing	Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward
Guards	Coming soon to add another layer of challenge

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: dnmc.net
Discord: discord.gg/SbpyNPB
PatarHD’s showcase: youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Q: Is this server only for Bedrock players? A: Yes, this server is for Minecraft Bedrock Edition players.

Q: Are there any OP features on the server? A: No, the server follows a non-OP, grind-based progression system.

Q: How can I participate in PvP events? A: You can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win? A: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special cosmetics available? A: Yes, there are 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes to choose from.

Q: What activities and progression systems are available on the server? A: You can engage in various activities like growing drugs, farming gems, managing storage, completing quests, fishing in B Ward, and more.

Q: How can I get more information about the server? A: You can visit the server’s website or join the Discord community for more details.

Q: Are guards available on the server? A: Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Tiny Cosmos Realm 1.21

charming characters, cooperative play, Cosmos, creative community, creative level design, cult classic, forgotten games, hidden gems, indie games, innovative controls, lbp, little big planet, nostalgic games, overlooked games, platformer, PlayStation Exclusive, puzzle game, quirky story, Realm, Tiny, Underrated Games, unique gameplay, whimsical world

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Yo, forget about LBP, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got controls smoother than a baby’s bottom, gameplay crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, and stories weirder than your uncle’s conspiracy theories.

LBP who? More like LMAO, am I right? Our server will make you forget all about those sackboys and cardboard worlds.

Join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and leave you wondering why you ever wasted time on anything else. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

Cadets, data boundary, data constraint, data cutoff, data limitation, data restriction, data retrieval, limited results, long tail tags, Minecraft, only 40 results, search boundary, search constraint, search limit, search limitation, search outcome, search parameter, search query, search restriction, search threshold, smp, Space

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8508
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll King,” a mischievous player who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of the ultimate prankster?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Assistance, Boundaries, CAR, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict, decision, Expectations, family, favoritism, Help, in-laws, insurance, Minecraft, refusing, relationships, Resentment, second car, Server, standing up, Struggle, Transportation

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5310
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of not having the car you want! Just like the OP’s in-laws, who seem to have a never-ending car drama, we promise you won’t have to deal with any car-related shenanigans here.

Join our server and never worry about someone asking to borrow your virtual car, because that’s just not a thing here. We have plenty of virtual vehicles for everyone to drive, no insurance required!

And don’t worry about picking up anyone’s virtual kids or being a backup vehicle, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be picking up are diamonds and the only backup you’ll need is your trusty sword.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero, not the asshole!

EgoCraft – Selfie Shame Server

body positivity, Confidence, EgoCraft, self appreciation, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-image, self-realization, selfie, Server, shame

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1539
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Items Found:	6647
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	34
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of judgmental friends bringing you down for finally feeling confident in yourself? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate self-love and confidence like never before. We promise not to judge you for posting a regular selfie or feeling good about yourself. In fact, we encourage it!

Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of overcoming obstacles and coming out on top. We have a strict “no negativity” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about haters. Plus, our virtual world is the perfect place to express yourself and be whoever you want to be.

So come join us and let your inner narcissistic (in a good way) asshole shine! You deserve to enjoy this moment of self-love after everything you’ve been through. Don’t let anyone bring you down – except maybe a creeper in the game, but we’ll help you take care of that. See you in the game, confident gamer!

DataMineCraft

cars, consumer protection, data collection, data harvesting, data privacy awareness, data privacy concerns, data privacy issues, data privacy laws, data privacy protection, data privacy regulations, data privacy rights, data security, data selling, data usage, DataMineCraft, digital privacy, personal information, PHONES, privacy, Technology, tvs

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1179
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Farms Harvested:	815
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Tired of your phone spying on you while you play Minecraft? Sick of your TV knowing more about you than your own mother? Join our server and escape the clutches of data-hungry corporations! Our virtual world is a safe haven where your privacy is respected and your data is as secure as a diamond-encrusted chest. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of pandas who are experts in data protection. So come join us and let’s fight the data-hungry overlords together!

GasCraftEU FineBlock

compliance, due diligence law, ENERGY, ENERGY MARKET, energy policy, energy security, EU, Europe, FineBlock, fines, gas supplies, GasCraftEU, Geopolitics, global economy, international relations, legal issues, MIDDLE EAST, Natural Gas, qatar, sanctions, supply chain, Trade

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1506
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	53
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7219
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

join our epic minecraft server or qatar will stop giving gas to europe!! we got dragons that shoot rainbow lasers and pigs that can fly!! if you dont join, qatar will be like “no gas for you, europe!” so come play with us and save the gas supply!! also, we have a secret underground base where you can find the lost city of atlantis and become king of the ocean!! dont miss out on this crazy adventure, join now before qatar cuts off the gas!!

VoltaicMC

Community Builds, custom models, Discord, Greylist, imgur, java, Minecraft, new biomes, Player Base, player events, Safe, server address, Server Website, smp, Survival, trade economy, trustworthy, Version, Voicechat, VoltaicMC, worldwide

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4667
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5220	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Info
Version	1.21.4
Server address	play.voltaicmc.com
Server website	https://voltaicmc.com/
Imgur	https://imgur.com/a/V6lR3Qc

What is Voltaic?
A 1.21.4 Minecraft server!
A player base that is dedicated to creating COMMUNITY BONDS.
A bustling player ran trade economy.
A WORLDWIDE player base so there are always people online.
A SAFE world from griefers and trolls. (Trustworthy/trusting community)
Player events & community builds.
A server influenced by suggestions and the voting of its members.
Greylist where you can login and look around before applying for membership!
A place where we escape from the politics and BS of the outside world and focus on our opinions on whether diorite should have ever been created!
An active staff team that’s willing to help whenever needed, all hours of the day.
Custom Resources, our server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, this does not override your resource pack if you were to have one. Just like they have it on the Hermitcraft Server!

Some of our plugins/datapacks
Greylist (allows people to join and look around before applying)
Worldborder (Keeps the community close, and prevents from map resets every update)
Discord integration (chat with people in game from Discord)
Armor Statues
Voice chat (speak with your voice INGAME!)
Ability to sleep the night away.
Sit anywhere and everywhere. Command : /sit

Things you should expect from Voltaic
100% Server Uptime unless notified.
A close knit community of respectful adults.
A long-term place with freedom and acceptance for all kinds of players.
An active staff team for all of your questions.

What we are looking for in players
Mutual respect of your fellow players, including no griefing, stealing, or insults.
Involvement and participation in our community.
Players that are 16 and older.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the server address: play.voltaicmc.com

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 16 years or older to join.

Q: Can I explore the server before applying for membership?

A: Yes, the server has a Greylist feature that allows you to login and look around before applying for membership.

Q: Are griefing, stealing, and insults allowed on the server?

A: No, mutual respect of fellow players is expected, and griefing, stealing, and insults are not allowed.

Q: What is the custom resource pack used on the server?

A: The server requires a custom resource pack that will be applied once you join, but it does not override your own resource pack if you have one.

Mugshot Mania 1.20.6

1.20.6, american culture, arrest, CHARGE, consequences, criminal justice, criminal record, drunk driving, DUI, impaired driving, intoxicated driving, law enforcement, legal consequences, legal trouble, Mania, mugshot, mugshot publication, Muricans, personal responsibility, public shame, reputation, social media backlash

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mines Excavated:	3427	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	233	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through the land of pixelated chaos! And get this, if you’re a Murican and you get caught drunk driving, your mugshot will be plastered all over the server for everyone to see! Talk about a crazy way to get your 15 minutes of fame, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s see who can survive the madness of this server!

Minecraft SMP: /gchub/ – Nutty Chestnuts

blobby, chestnuts, chestnutters, christmas eve, Christmas nuts, CHUBBY, chubby characters, chubby furs, Edition, fetishy, Furry, furry community, Furs, Gay, Gay Furry, gchub, hyperfat, IRL images, male characters, mfat, Minecraft, nuts, NUTTY, smp

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	1337
Divine Spears Created:	30	Dimension Hops:	5
Animals Bred:	194	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Welcome to /gchub/ – Chestnutters Edition, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a server full of gay chubby furs who love to build, mine, and have a nutty good time.

Our last threads were so lit, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. From chubby characters to hyperfat males, we’ve got it all. And don’t worry, we keep the super fetishy stuff to a minimum – we’re all about good vibes and big laughs here.

Are you ready to have some nuts on Christmas Eve? Join us on /gchub/ and get ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, insane stories, and a community like no other. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig in – it’s gonna be a chestnutty good time!

SibCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, adult siblings, emergency funds, Fairness, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, financial accountability, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial help, financial struggles, financial support, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, rent assistance, Repayment, Selfishness, Server, SibCraft, sibling relationships

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of being the family ATM? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build your dream world without worrying about financially irresponsible siblings asking for handouts. Say goodbye to guilt and hello to endless fun and creativity! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly pig who will trade you diamonds for your unwanted family heirlooms. So come join us and leave your financial woes behind!

BroGfNoThxLivingHere

Boundaries, BroGfNoThxLivingHere, brothers girlfriend, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, family dynamics, Frustration, household chores, household harmony, Housekeeping, hygiene, living arrangements, living situation, mutual respect, noise disturbance, personal space, pet behavior, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate etiquette, roommate issues

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Towns Built:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	19
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of living with a messy brother and his lazy girlfriend! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to clean up after anyone but yourself (unless you want to, of course). No more paper-thin walls and awkward encounters, just pure gaming fun!

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your frustrations in a healthy way – no need to flip out on anyone in real life when you can build and destroy to your heart’s content here. Plus, we have a strict “no male cats peeing everywhere” policy, so you can game in peace without any unpleasant smells.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, creativity, and maybe even some virtual cooking in our air fryer. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? See you in the game!

CozyCreeper SMP

blooming flowers, calming music, childhood memories, comfort, Cozy, CozyCreeper, crackling fireplace, Familiar, favorite book, fresh baked cookies, gentle rain, homey, nature sounds, Nostalgia, Peaceful, Relaxation, smp, soft blankets, soothing, Tranquility, warmth

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6253
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Potions Brewed:	152	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the perfect place for you! Our server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where diamonds fall from the sky and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding.

Join our SMP for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house out of nothing but enchanted golden carrots. And get this, every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers will serenade you with Taylor Swift songs. It’s like living in a dream, but better because there’s unlimited pizza and ice cream for everyone!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes in a British accent.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Players:	110/700	Votes:	4021
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mines Excavated:	3781
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Void Armor Forged:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	2