EpicFailCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	50

New Minecraft Servers

Remember that time you thought you found the perfect Minecraft server, only to realize it was as exciting as watching grass grow in the game? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly found a diamond block the size of a house. Legend has it, they built a castle out of diamonds and rode around on a pig wearing a crown. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the dancing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers boogie down to the beat of their own explosive drum, and if you’re lucky, they might even drop a disco ball for you to party with.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a secret underground rave hosted by Endermen. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchantments Applied:	59	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Divine Spears Created:	24	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8500
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Towns Built:	6

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	159
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7679
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Alien Abductions:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Potions Brewed:	194
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Farms Harvested:	120
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!

GFvsBFFs: NoRegrets

abusive ex, Accountability, AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Emotional healing, forgiveness, Friends, GFvsBFFs, Girlfriend, Honesty, noregrets, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, self improvement, social settings, Support, Therapy, Trust

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8614
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and betrayal just like in a soap opera.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, your best friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But wait, there’s more! Your ex-girlfriend shows up with her new boyfriend, causing chaos and drama among your friends. Will you forgive her or join forces with your friends to take her down?

With over 20+ players, you’ll never run out of drama on our server. Join now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, drama llama is always watching!

BlockAddictz

addiction, Behavior, BlockAddictz, compulsion, coping mechanism, cravings, dependency, habits, mental health, Obsession, Psychological, Recovery, relapse prevention, self-control, substance abuse, Support, Therapy, Treatment, triggers, withdrawal symptoms

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Emeralds Found:	6473	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft? Are you addicted to trolling your friends by hiding TNT traps in their houses? Are you addicted to collecting every single type of block in the game, even if it means spending hours mining underground?

Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your addictions! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers, riding on flying pigs, and even befriending a pet dragon who will help you conquer your enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in all your Minecraft addictions in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

armored vehicles, assault, CarCraft, Civilian Cars, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Equipment, Military, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, military vehicles, Minecraft, russian military, Russian troops, SECURITY, Server, Shortage, Shortage of Vehicles, troop deployment, Vehicle Shortage, War

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1234
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a shortage of armored vehicles just like the russian troops! but don’t worry, we got you covered with civilian cars for all your assaulting needs. drive into battle like a boss and show those creepers who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself drives a pink convertible and will give you a ride if you ask nicely. so what are you waiting for? hop on this crazy train of chaos and fun!

WifeStareCraft: SundayFunday

Commitment, corporate culture, Dedication, employee satisfaction, employee well-being, employee work ethics, family time, L&T chairman, leadership, long hours, productivity, SundayFunday, Time management, weekend work, WifeStareCraft, work culture, work demands, work expectations, work on Sunday, work pressure, work schedule, work-life balance

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Buildings Constructed:	50	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Gaza TraumaCraft – 64K RIP

30 June 2024, 64k, 7 October 2023, CASUALTIES, children, Conflict, death rate, emergency response, gaza, Healthcare, humanitarian crisis, MIDDLE EAST, mortality rate, older people, Population, public health, RIP, study, TraumaCraft, traumatic injury, violence, War, Women

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2111
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magic Items Found:	4849	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s LIT AF! We got more action than a TNT explosion in a creeper convention!

Our server is so wild, it’s like surviving a zombie apocalypse while riding a roller coaster made of diamond blocks. We got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether, and more surprises than finding a hidden chest full of enchanted gear.

Join now and be part of the madness! We’ve got more fun than a pig in a mud bath, more excitement than a skeleton in a bow and arrow competition. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will make Herobrine jealous!

Streamer SMP

1.20.1, 224 mods, apply, collaboration, Community, Discord, Fan, form, gameplay, Join, kitchensink pack, Modded, modified minecraft, Modpack, multiplayer, questions, Server, Server Events, Server Rules, smp, Streamer, Whitelist

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
The server is whitelist only, has 224 mods and is on Minecraft version 1.20.1. It is a moderately modified kitchensink pack.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	To join the server, use the discord link provided: Streamer SMP Fan Discord (Form to join is here)
Is the server open to everyone?	No, the server is whitelist only.
What mods are included in the pack?	There are 224 mods included in the pack.
What version of Minecraft is the server running on?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.20.1.

Visage Battle 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aesthetics, Appearance, Artificial Intelligence, attractiveness, battle, beauty, Body, body image, debate, Enhancement, face, facial recognition, Features, HUMANOID, IMPORTANCE, Perception, Physical, Preferences, robotics, Robots, Technology, visage

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Chimeras Created:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Villages Defended:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, we debate the most important question of our time – do robots care more about having a bomb-ass face or a thicc body?

Imagine rolling up to this server and being greeted by a bunch of robots with flawless faces and banging bodies. It’s like a futuristic robot beauty pageant up in here! And you get to be a part of it, bro!

So, if you wanna hang out with some sexy robots and ponder the deep philosophical questions of our time, then this Minecraft server is the place to be. Don’t miss out, join now and let the robot beauty debates begin!