Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about liability or medical issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any potential seizures or lawsuits. We don’t allow anyone with epilepsy to join, so you can game in peace without any medical emergencies ruining the fun. Join now and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience without any judgment or angry moms calling you a prick. Play at your own risk, but with us, the risk is minimal!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 165 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    ❤️ FORCEMINE ✨ /FREE /ADMINKA EVENTS ✅ Minecraft WIP server

    FORCEMINE is one of the largest 1.12.2 GRIF servers. We have regular events, a lot of freebies, a well-thought-out economy and much more!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Love Letters Sent: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Cock Music Minecraft Server

    Cock Music Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is run by Aut, the eternal avatar of the divine metaphysical cock music! That’s right, Aut-Is-Him and he’s here to bring some serious chaos and fun to your Minecraft experience.

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by flying pigs, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored sheep. But that’s not all – we’ve got diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, enchanted swords that shoot out fireworks, and a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat.

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Aut himself, then come join us and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans Aut will get up to next? But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem that awaits you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the absurdity begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 218 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • SisSaver Minecraft Server

    SisSaver Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of balancing work, family, and responsibilities just like the OP in this post! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and creativity.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. Need a break from being the responsible older sibling? Come build and explore with us! 2. Tired of family drama and conflicting schedules? Our server is a drama-free zone where you can relax and have fun. 3. Want to escape the pressures of being the main contributor in your household? Let us take you on a virtual journey where you can be whoever you want to be.

    Join us now and let’s build a world where responsibilities are a thing of the past and fun is the only priority!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6351
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • HouseMortgageDrama

    HouseMortgageDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoasters in our virtual theme park.

    Imagine this: you move into a virtual house with your Minecraft fiance, only to find out it was previously owned by his ex! But wait, there’s more – she’s still reaping the benefits while you’re stuck paying the mortgage. Talk about a creeper explosion!

    But fear not, because on our server, you can build your dream home without any ex-related mortgage drama. Join us and claim your virtual kingdom, where you make the rules and the only pre-foreclosure notices you’ll receive are from pesky zombies trying to invade your pixelated paradise.

    So why wait? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination – and maybe the occasional exploding creeper.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 712941 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Remember the good old days of playing Minecraft with your friends, building epic structures and battling mobs together? Well, get ready to relive those memories on our totally legit and not-at-all chaotic Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we have the most epic community of players who are always up for a good time. Need someone to help you defeat the Ender Dragon? We got you covered. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We can make that happen. Plus, our server is so exclusive that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him).

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the bowels of our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Only the bravest and most daring players dare to seek out this legendary loot, but if you’re up for the challenge, then come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster of fun, laughter, and maybe just a little bit of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Villages Defended: 10
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • NudeCrafters

    NudeCrafters
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is filled with naked players running around, building epic structures with nothing but their pixelated bodies. From towering castles to intricate redstone contraptions, our players have truly mastered the art of Minecraft… in the nude.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have learned how to speak English and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them? The choice is yours.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that is said to grant the finder unlimited diamonds for life. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who have a taste for naked flesh.

    So come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing more impressive than our builds is our lack of clothing. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 28 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9051
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server

    RupeeRaiders Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where the indian rupee is so low it’s practically underground! foreign banks be throwin’ dollar bids left and right, makin’ the economy go cray cray! but don’t worry, in our server, you can trade diamonds for rupees and become the richest player in all the land! who needs real money when you can be ballin’ in minecraft, amirite? so come on down and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it…unless you lose all your diamonds to a sneaky creeper, then you might regret it a little bit. but hey, that’s just part of the adventure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 6 Emeralds Found: 3053
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 17
    Dimension Hops: 14 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition

    CricketCraft: Trans Activist Edition
    so, like, this server is, like, totally off the hook, man. we got trans activists who, like, release thousands of live crickets to, like, disrupt anti-trans conferences in london. it’s, like, so crazy, you gotta join to see it for yourself.

    imagine logging on and seeing a swarm of crickets taking over the server, causing chaos and confusion everywhere. it’s, like, a wild party that you don’t wanna miss out on.

    plus, the community here is, like, super supportive and inclusive. we don’t tolerate any hate or discrimination, so you can feel safe and welcomed no matter who you are.

    come join us and be a part of the craziest, most fun minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Void Gems Collected: 30

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness

    Hate Speech Detector: MTL Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have unicorns riding pigs and flying llamas shooting rainbow lasers! our server is so lit that even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox!

    we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a portal to a dimension where you can ride dragons and battle evil wizards! but beware, the evil wizard’s spells might turn you into a chicken for a day!

    our community is filled with friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks and have epic dance parties in the town square!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in minecraft history!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Chimeras Created: 4 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Rede-SolGleems

    Rede-SolGleems

    RedeSolGleems is an innovative ranking server in new versions! With our oriental ranking, we guarantee that you will have a lot of fun on our network! If you have any questions, we are happy to help you. The Server was founded by our owner StateCanaNoe and is managed by Rafael_Auler and Olivera.

    We have vacancies on the team so join us on discord and have lots of fun

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 28
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Magic Items Found: 3133 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “No NIGGERS allowed” policy… just kidding! We don’t discriminate here, unless you’re a creeper trying to blow up our builds.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that is as tight-knit as a pair of enchanted diamond leggings.

    Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization where the villagers were actually master builders who could create entire cities with just a flick of their pickaxe.

    But beware, there are whispers of a legendary Ender Dragon who roams the server, challenging players to epic battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, blocky world. And remember, the only thing we discriminate against here is bad building skills.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Is vr worth it just for productivity tasks? Minecraft SMP

    Is vr worth it just for productivity tasks? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old productivity tasks in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of productivity… in a virtual world! Need to write a report? Just build a giant tower out of blocks instead! Need to organize your schedule? Just create a redstone contraption to do it for you! The possibilities are endless in our wacky and wild server. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a productivity coach in disguise, ready to help you conquer your to-do list once and for all. So why wait? Join now and start getting stuff done… in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 14
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • RegretCraft SMP: OofMomentz

    RegretCraft SMP: OofMomentz
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to regret anything again! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. We have diamond blocks growing on trees, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and villagers that will trade you enchanted golden apples for dirt. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 20
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Crafty Catchphrase

    Crafty Catchphrase
    Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate noob-friendly paradise! We have diamond armor raining from the sky, creepers that give you hugs instead of exploding, and a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited cake (seriously, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with cake). Join us and become the reigning champion of all things blocky and pixelated!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 46
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 42
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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