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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Dimension Hops: 12 Horror Stories Survived: 1
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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