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Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 26 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 New Chunks Explored: 726188

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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