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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5228 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Farms Harvested: | 527 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
also, did i mention that the owner of this server is, like, besties with the CEO of Epic Games? yeah, they’re, like, gonna team up and take down Apple together. it’s gonna be, like, an epic battle of epic proportions.
but, like, that’s not all. we also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, you gotta solve a riddle just to get in. it’s, like, super exclusive.
oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal pet panda? yeah, they’re, like, trained to do tricks and stuff. it’s, like, the cutest thing ever.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.