Epic Fails Minecraft Server

criticism, determination, Disappointment, Epic, Fails, Failures, Life, Losers, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, NEGATIVE, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, success

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a failure in life? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become a winner in the virtual world because let’s face it, real life just ain’t cutting it for you. Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access. So what are you waiting for? Leave your loser status behind and join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Emeralds Found:	9381
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3861
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Farms Harvested:	867
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	14

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9826
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Towns Built:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4690
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Runes Activated:	2	Farms Harvested:	284
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Crops Grown:	9546	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9426
Mines Excavated:	3506	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	5

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7856
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	Chimeras Created:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Gods Slained:	2

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1412	Meteorites Collected:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	New Chunks Explored:	254093

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6247
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
New Chunks Explored:	837316	Titanic Battles Fought:	17

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	6249
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Void Gems Collected:	33	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
New Chunks Explored:	394336	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6077	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.