Epic Fails Minecraft Server

criticism, determination, Disappointment, Epic, Fails, Failures, Life, Losers, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, NEGATIVE, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, Server, success

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a failure in life? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and become a winner in the virtual world because let’s face it, real life just ain’t cutting it for you. Our server is filled with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground dance party that only the coolest players can access. So what are you waiting for? Leave your loser status behind and join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9676
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	839
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Love Letters Sent:	13
New Chunks Explored:	153403	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2840
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Zombie Dances:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Emeralds Found:	1650
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	9578
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4236
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Items Found:	8970	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4865	Mines Excavated:	2134
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	157148

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Emeralds Found:	4945	Royal Courts Attended:	3

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2388	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4011
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9793
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Void Gems Collected:	31	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9773
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Falling into the Void:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4259
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!