English Players Love Holding Back Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the wacky and wild players out there!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the English players and the rest of the world. Will they be able to conquer the server with their impeccable grammar and tea-drinking skills? Or will the other players rise up and show them who’s boss?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants its wielder the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine the chaos and sugar-induced madness that will ensue!

So come on, join us and be a part of the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crazy bunch of players!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	New Chunks Explored:	166739
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Magic Items Found:	6384

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Crops Grown:	4859	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Star Shards Collected:	232	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1505
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9245
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1072
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Items Found:	7413	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Farms Harvested:	879	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	25

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	68
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Zombie Dances:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.