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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 2917 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6372 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 6 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 38 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 | Ores Mined: | 5307 |
But wait, there’s more! Our village is protected by a giant talking potato who shoots baked beans at any intruders. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden hot tub filled with lava that gives you a speed boost for a whole day.
So like, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time with a bunch of derpy players, then you gotta join our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re a real hoot!