Question	Answer
How to Join?	Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez Add our Recruiter on Discord: mc_fayeth Submit a Whitelist Application: Usually approved within 15-30 mins
What our Server has to offer:	SMP World & Resource World OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds Enjoy our incredible SMP world where you can explore and create unique builds and visit other players areas and shops! Warp to our Resource World to gather all your materials for builds! Wanting something different than the SMP? Play our other game modes, fit with Challenges, Generators, Quests and a Unique Oneblock Phase experience like no other! What makes us Unique? We have an expansive Quality of Life plugin list, some even paid plugins to help improve your experience and make playing on our Server interesting. A few of these plugins include Arcade Games, Treefeller, Quests, Chat games, Tweaks, Leveling/Skills, Custom Enchants, Shops, Warps, Homes, Crates, Infinite Villager Trading and Improved Stonecutting Recipes!

SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

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Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Magic Items Found:	1600
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2481

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

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What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ores Mined:	6322	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Enchantments Applied:	240
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TXCNetwork

Economy, KitPvP, PvP

TXC NETWORK THE BOXPVP SERVER COOL STUFF DAILY EVENTS / KEYALL GOOD STAFF TEAM PVP CRAFT YOUR UNIQUE EXPERIENCE

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Magic Items Found:	6716
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Astro MC Network

Ban, Boxpvp, Cross-Play, Discord, DISCRIMINATE, Economy, exploits, Flood, free ranges, Friends, Fun, Hacks, Ip:, KitPvP, minecraft chat, mute, Owners, Players, Prohibited, PvP, racism, Spam, Survival, TAPS, Vanilla, Xenophobia

There is Survival and BoxPVP The rules are the following: 1. You cannot use hacks/exploits. 2. Flood and spam are reasons for mute/ban. 3. Taps are prohibited on the Minecraft Survival server. 4. It is prohibited to pass the IP of another server either through Discord or through Minecraft chat. 5. Don’t ask for free ranges. 6. Do not disturb/insult the owners. 7. Do not discriminate under any context, such as practicing racism/xenophobia. You can play with your friends, meet new players, have fun, etc… We are waiting for you!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Void Armor Forged:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

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Simple SMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Server Features

Uses minimal plugins for simplicity
No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world
No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking
No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive
Over eight years in operation, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go!
Can I use mods or cheats on the server?	Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine.
Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server?	There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, blockcraft, donkey kong country returns, Epic, Luigi, luigi’s mansion, Mario, Mario & Luigi Brothership, Mario Movie 2, MarioWiki, Minecraft, netplay guide, Nintendo Museum, Paisano, paper mario, Server, SM64 Mod ROM hacks, SM64coopdx, SMA4 Mods, smaghetti, smbg, smm2, smw levels, strikers club, super mario bros, Super Mario Broth, Super Mario Party Jamboree

Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we take our love for Mario to the next level! Join us on this wild Paisano journey as we discuss everything MARIO! Need a reason to join? Well, our server is so lit that even Bowser wants in on the action! We’ve got Mario news and releases that will make your head spin faster than a Super Star power-up.

In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Astral Projections Made:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Villages Defended:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MOH DramaCraft

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Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any step-sibling drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any family feuds!

Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!

Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.

So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Divine Spears Created:	30

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience love like never before!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a wild love triangle with two creepers fighting over your affections. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village full of villagers who are all desperately trying to win your heart with gifts of emeralds and potatoes.

But be warned, love on our server can be a dangerous game. You might find yourself in a heated PvP battle with another player over who gets to take you on a virtual date to the Nether. Or perhaps you’ll have to navigate a treacherous parkour course to prove your love to your in-game crush.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft love life to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

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Are you ready to experience the kinkiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner. Our server is so wild, even the pigs are blushing! From secret underground dungeons to risqué role-playing scenarios, you never know what you’ll stumble upon next. So grab your pixelated handcuffs and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things are about to get steamy!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

KyivNightRecruiters

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join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian recruiters are not looking for men for conscription, but for players to join their army of blocky warriors!

imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.

so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Star Shards Collected:	193
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Real Life NPC Server

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yo, u ever think bout how we could be living in a world full of real life NPC’s and we just don’t even know it? like, what if the dude who sells bread at the corner store is actually just a computer program? mind = blown, amirite?

well, if u wanna dive deep into this crazy conspiracy theory, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got NPCs that are so realistic, u won’t even be able to tell the diff between them and real players. it’s like living in the matrix, but with creepers and pigs instead of agent smith.

plus, we got this secret quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. legend has it, whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all the lands. but be warned, the sword is guarded by a dragon so fierce, it makes the ender dragon look like a baby chicken.

so come join us on our server and uncover the truth about the world we live in. who knows, maybe u’ll discover that u were an NPC all along. or maybe u’ll just have a blast building stuff and fighting monsters. either way, it’s gonna be epic.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Angry Dems Crafty Tweets

2016, 2022, anger, Angry, campaign messaging, Crafty, Democratic candidates, Dems, emotion expression, Female candidates, Frustration, gender dynamics, political communication, political strategy, political tool, public perception, social media, Stereotypes, study, tweet analysis, tweets, twitter, U.S. House candidates, women in politics

lol join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make the lava jealous. we got female candidates expressing more anger than a creeper who just got blown up by a skeleton. democratic vibes are strong here, turning frustration into a political tool like using a diamond sword to defeat the ender dragon. come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a sheep wearing a top hat. #minecraftgoals #angrydemocrats #creeperexplosions

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MysticHorizons MC

Adventures, brand, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, endless adventures, Fun, Gaming, gaming experience, gateway, Innovative, MCMMO, Minecraft, minecraft server, MysticHorizons MC, Network, Passionate players, PvP, RETURN, Shut down, STRONG, Survival, temporary, vibrant

At MysticHorizons MC, we believe that Minecraft is more than just a game; it’s a gateway to endless adventures, creativity, and fun. Our journey began a few years ago under a different name, and for two wonderful years, we built a vibrant community of passionate players. Although we had to shut down temporarily, we are thrilled to return stronger than ever with a new name, new brand, and an innovative network that promises an unparalleled gaming experience.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

Endless Eden: Where creepers are just misunderstood green huggers 16+

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Updated October 14, 2024

SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

Updated October 14, 2024

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

Updated October 14, 2024

Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

Updated October 14, 2024

TXCNetwork

Updated October 14, 2024

Astro MC Network

Updated October 14, 2024

The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

Simple SMP Minecraft Server

Server Features

FAQ

Updated October 14, 2024

BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

Updated October 14, 2024

steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

Updated October 14, 2024

MOH DramaCraft

Updated October 14, 2024

LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

Updated October 14, 2024

KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

Updated October 14, 2024

KyivNightRecruiters

Updated October 14, 2024

Real Life NPC Server

Updated October 14, 2024

MysticHorizons MC

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8