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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 7036 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
but wait, dere’s more! we got rare loot dat makes diamond armor look like dirt blocks. we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, and even a hidden portal to da Nether dat leads to a disco party with da Ender Dragon.
oh, and did i mention dat if u join dis server, u’ll unlock superpowers like flyin, shootin fireballs, and turnin into a block of cheese? yea, dat’s right, CHEESE.
so what u waitin for? come join us on dis crazy minecraft server and let’s have a blast together! oh, and remember, always watch out for dat sneaky Enderman tryna steal ur diamonds. ain’t nobody got time for dat!