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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 2034 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
Mines Excavated: | 4857 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
but wait, dere’s more! we got rare loot dat makes diamond armor look like dirt blocks. we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, and even a hidden portal to da Nether dat leads to a disco party with da Ender Dragon.
oh, and did i mention dat if u join dis server, u’ll unlock superpowers like flyin, shootin fireballs, and turnin into a block of cheese? yea, dat’s right, CHEESE.
so what u waitin for? come join us on dis crazy minecraft server and let’s have a blast together! oh, and remember, always watch out for dat sneaky Enderman tryna steal ur diamonds. ain’t nobody got time for dat!