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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 3125 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6407 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 |
New Chunks Explored: | 324896 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
but wait, dere’s more! we got rare loot dat makes diamond armor look like dirt blocks. we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, and even a hidden portal to da Nether dat leads to a disco party with da Ender Dragon.
oh, and did i mention dat if u join dis server, u’ll unlock superpowers like flyin, shootin fireballs, and turnin into a block of cheese? yea, dat’s right, CHEESE.
so what u waitin for? come join us on dis crazy minecraft server and let’s have a blast together! oh, and remember, always watch out for dat sneaky Enderman tryna steal ur diamonds. ain’t nobody got time for dat!