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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 4235 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
New Chunks Explored: | 188494 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting zombie cows that shoot lasers from their eyes, or maybe you’re in the mood to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas. And don’t even get us started on the left side of the map – it’s so crazy that even the right side is jealous!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!