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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 1209 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3237 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting zombie cows that shoot lasers from their eyes, or maybe you’re in the mood to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas. And don’t even get us started on the left side of the map – it’s so crazy that even the right side is jealous!
But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!