Survival server with floating island generation and all sorts of add-ons. Build or fight – it’s up to you, new enchantments and custom items give even more opportunities for your desires.
| Players: | 100/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that roams the land in search of worthy challengers. Defeat the Diamond Pig in combat and claim its riches as your own, but beware, for it is said to possess powers beyond imagination.
If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our SMP. From building giant statues of llamas to staging elaborate pranks on your fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the adventure of a lifetime – who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in our world!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 1609 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Eystreem is a popular Australian Minecraft YouTuber and content creator known for his entertaining and engaging gaming videos. With a focus on creating family-friendly content, Eystreem has garnered a large following of fans who enjoy his creativity and humor. He is also known for his helpful tutorials, mods, challenges, and other Minecraft-related content.
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? You got it. Want a pet zombie that does your bidding? Well, that one’s a bit weird, but sure, why not?
Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on over and join the fun – trust me, you won’t regret it!
Sincerely, The Craziest Minecraft Server Ever
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 2469 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Farms Harvested: | 445 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
A military-political server based on the new basics of Minecraft and a resource pack.
Creating the best server is our business. Your job is to play and have fun!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join our server for a chance to ride on flying cows, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance-offs with friendly creepers. Our community is filled with quirky players who love to build insane contraptions like a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano or a house made entirely out of TNT (better watch your step!).
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, join us on our server today! Who needs Switzerland when you have a world filled with endless possibilities and endless laughter? Let’s get building and have a blast!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us if you want to be a part of the most chaotic Minecraft community this side of the digital world. We’ve got more numbers and news than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our members are as diverse as the mobs in the Nether. So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything goes!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake blocks that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t handle the madness. Rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden portal, you’ll be transported to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats.
So what are you waiting for? Leave those basic servers in the dust because our server is in a league of its own. Come join us and see why the phrase “just can’t compete” was invented for us!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends, spinning sick beats while you battle it out with your friends. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, always up for a game of hide and seek (spoiler alert: he’s really good at hiding).
So come on down to our wacky Minecraft SMP and join in on the fun! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that turned out to be a flash mob dance party). See you there, kikikiki!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas. Building. With. Hooves.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the legendary Golden Sheep, a mythical creature that poops out golden nuggets instead of wool. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player on the server in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in a blocky world. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. The llamas have spoken.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Crops Grown: | 4420 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1568 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.
So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
