Emperor Palpatine’s Better Management Skills

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	106	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magic Items Found:	6225

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7422
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	422
Dragon Eggs Found:	6915	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mines Excavated:	3268	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	4715
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3728
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1965	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
New Chunks Explored:	944484	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	174	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magic Items Found:	3578	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Love Letters Sent:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Holy Grails Found:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Potions Brewed:	109	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	27	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	450
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Players Killed by Monsters:	5429	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9446
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Buildings Constructed:	23

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4103
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	486
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Votes:	8761	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Players:	106/400	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Buildings Constructed:	21
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4