EmbarrassedCraft – Where Crap Shows are Welcome! LOL

Anime, Crap, crap show, cringe, dbz, embarrassed, EmbarrassedCraft, Fans, lol, OG Gundam, Oreigaru, quotes, Rent a Girlfriend, second hand embarrassment, shows, younger days

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Enchantments Applied:	228	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Potions Brewed:	94
Crops Grown:	9222	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you cringe harder than watching your old favorite anime, Oreigaru? Look no further! Our server is like the OG Gundam of Minecraft servers – outdated and full of awkward moments. But don’t worry, we’ve got pacing issues like DBZ to keep things interesting. Join us for a constant stream of second-hand embarrassment and questionable quotes that will make you rethink your life choices. Who needs Rent a girlfriend when you can have a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming? Join us now for a cringe-worthy experience you won’t soon forget!

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1805
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magic Items Found:	4286
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2884
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	454058	Void Armor Forged:	23
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5182
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Crops Grown:	7120
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	26
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Chimeras Created:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	742	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Buildings Constructed:	24

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	1870	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Potions Brewed:	103
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Emeralds Found:	1382	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6414
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3445
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	9076
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com

Ventox

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6899
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3988	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Welcome to Ventox, a modern Faction server that takes various features from SMPs, Cannon-based Factions, and HCF to create a unique modern-day Minecraft gamemode for all players! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience with a unique Skill System, Machines, Quests, and an economy with shops and settlements. Alongside these features are also many events running throughout the day, every week. This includes Custom Fishing, Gold Panning, Archeological Excavation, Bosses, and a 24/7-KOTH event.Amongst this wide array of features is a competitive gamemode where teams can gain value, with the winning team having the most value by the end of the map! Teams can either have an unclaimed base with some rewards for the higher risk or have a claimed base that requires more upkeep in compensation for the protected base.For those players looking for a casual experience, Ventox also offers an SMP-like gameplay style with a custom skills and quests system. There are boosters, scrolls, and crystals that can assist players in this casual experience. The casual gamemode differs from the competitive gamemode. There are no buyable boosters or likewise items to affect the competitive gamemode.Ventox is always offering a unique gameplay experience every season with weekly or biweekly updates bringing in new concepts and frequent economy changes to make every season different from the last!Jump in and join the community.

play.ventoxmc.com

Bucketry Minecraft

PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Before joining, you should know what type of server we are. At its core, we are a Survival server with enhanced features, including elements such as a progression system, server and player shops, jobs, minigames, custom spawners, mcMMO, envoy crates, voting crates, custom claiming, banking, and much more. We also give the player access to over 170 advanced enchantments. Further spicing up survival gameplay and allowing the player to craft legendary items. So with that being said, you decide. Do you want to grind through all the ranks, reaching the highest level in the server? Or do you want to be the richest of them all?

mc.bucketry.net

Lanka Survival Multiplayer – LKSMP

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Buildings Constructed:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5931	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Sri Lanka vanilla server with land claims A peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibewhitelist application: https://lksmp.fun/ server rules: https://lksmp.fun/rules/ changelogs: https://lksmp.fun/changelogs/Features *Land claims *Custome skins *Whitelist on *weekly ender world reset *365 days online server

play.lksmp.fun