EmbarrassedCraft – Where Crap Shows are Welcome! LOL

Anime, Crap, crap show, cringe, dbz, embarrassed, EmbarrassedCraft, Fans, lol, OG Gundam, Oreigaru, quotes, Rent a Girlfriend, second hand embarrassment, shows, younger days

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5011
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4889
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you cringe harder than watching your old favorite anime, Oreigaru? Look no further! Our server is like the OG Gundam of Minecraft servers – outdated and full of awkward moments. But don’t worry, we’ve got pacing issues like DBZ to keep things interesting. Join us for a constant stream of second-hand embarrassment and questionable quotes that will make you rethink your life choices. Who needs Rent a girlfriend when you can have a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming? Join us now for a cringe-worthy experience you won’t soon forget!

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8966
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4754	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Potions Brewed:	56
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7431

plus.valhallamc.io

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ores Mined:	7374
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

mso.thenestsmp.com

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	New Chunks Explored:	498797
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1021	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

pokefrank.fun

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Void Gems Collected:	28
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

122.160.233.52

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4047
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Votes:	9417	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

mcs.apexpvp.co

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org:25577

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9672
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

wildwoodsmp.com

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

play.ungodly.xyz

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	3066	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Villages Defended:	17	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

play.legendofthewild.com:25566

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

play.ozryn.com:25714

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	33
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Aetherconquest.net

Hemisphere Survival

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

play.hemispheresurvival.club

AusGG

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Star Shards Collected:	240

AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

mc.aus.gg

DrakesCraft Network

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

mc.drakescraft.net

HalfastMC UHC Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	399	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

play.halfastmc.com