Some of the main features of Elysiums.net are towny, mcmmo and jobs.
The launch is on 5/24/24 at 5PM EST
It has also been previously dubed the “dark souls of towny”
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elysiums.net
Join us for epic adventures and build your dream world while avoiding the financial pitfalls of extravagant bachelor parties. Our server is a safe haven for those who prioritize their family and budget over expensive nights out.
Who needs bottle service and casino hotels when you can have a cozy night in with your loved ones on our server? Say no to peer pressure and yes to responsible gaming on our Minecraft server.
So come join us and show the world that you don’t need to break the bank to have a good time in Minecraft. Plus, we promise not to guilt trip you for making smart financial decisions like skipping out on overpriced bachelor parties. Let’s build a better world, one block at a time!
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is like a mix between Hunger Games and a clown convention, with players riding pigs into battle while wearing tutus. And if you’re feeling extra spicy, you can challenge the server owner to a rap battle – if you win, you get a pet llama named Larry who spits fire (literally).
So, if you wanna prove you’re not a total noob, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown like a creeper in a TNT factory. Trust me, it’s gonna be more lit than a Nether fortress on fire!
We got epic quests like slaying the Ender Dragon with a rubber chicken, building a castle out of exploding TNT blocks, and riding pigs into battle against a horde of evil skeletons!
Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From the crazy cat lady who only speaks in meows to the mysterious ninja who can vanish into thin air, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next!
So come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next legend of the fungus-infested caves!