Elysiums.net

Launch, MCMMO, Towny, Custom Features, dark souls

New Minecraft Servers

Elysiums.net is a minecraft towny server with custom world gen and many custom features and a friendly and dedicated playerbase. it is 1.20 and up.

Some of the main features of Elysiums.net are towny, mcmmo and jobs.

The launch is on 5/24/24 at 5PM EST

It has also been previously dubed the “dark souls of towny”

https://store.elysiums.net/https://wiki.elysiums.net/

elysiums.net

AshesAwayVacay

Emotional support, pet owner grief, Empathy, dead dog, attachment

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of grief – even grieving over a dead dog’s ashes! Join us for a unique experience filled with tapping on urns and saying “goodnight” to deceased pets before bedtime.

Our server is the perfect place for those who believe in the power of pet mourning and want to express their love for their furry friends in unconventional ways. Who needs therapy when you can just bring your dog’s ashes on a weekend getaway instead?

Don’t worry about leaving anyone behind, because on our server, the dead dogs always come along for the ride. And if anyone tries to stop you from bringing your beloved pet’s ashes, just kick them out and enjoy the trip solo – more room for you and your furry friend’s urn anyways!

So come join us on this wild adventure of pet mourning and hotel room drama. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server full of like-minded individuals who understand the importance of tapping on urns and talking to dead pets? Join now and let the grieving games begin!

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FiretruckDriver Minecraft SMP

euphemism examples., norwegian, menstruation, Period, sex

Lmao, bro, forget about euphemisms, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join! It’s like a wild party where everyone is driving firetrucks left and right, if you know what I mean 😉 We got crazy builds, insane redstone contraptions, and even a secret underground club where we throw parties every night. And get this, the owner of the server is a talking llama who can shoot lasers from its eyes! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the shenanigans and chaos that goes down on this server. So come join us and let’s drive some firetrucks together, bro! 🚒🔥 #MinecraftMadness

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DecadentCraft

DecadentCraft, Lavish, decadent experience, decadent parties, decadent events

Have you ever seen a pig riding a chicken while wearing a top hat and monocle? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Our server is so decadent, even the animals have style. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see just how wild things can get on our server!

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Elon’s Imaginary Minecraft Server

Server, South African court, elon musk, social media, white genocide

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, imagine if elon musk was like, “yo, come join this server or else you’ll miss out on the ultimate white genocide experience” and then the south african court was all like, “nah bro, that’s just in your imagination, ain’t no white genocide happenin’ here, just some epic minecraft adventures, ya feel me?” so, like, join now for a wild ride of craziness and fun, cuz who needs reality when you have this server, amirite?

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CraftyEUvsUS

united states, trump, G7 Summit, Diplomacy, international relations

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that can do backflips, and chickens that lay golden eggs. it’s like a freakin’ circus up in here.

oh, and get this, one time a player built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes. it was so lit, bro. and don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive dance party in the nether. the zombie pigmen were breakdancing like there was no tomorrow.

and if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. we’re talking diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. it’s like a pirate’s paradise down there.

so what are you waiting for, dude? come join the fun and craziness on our minecraft server. you won’t regret it, i promise.

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Elysiums.net

AshesAwayVacay

FiretruckDriver Minecraft SMP

DecadentCraft

Elon’s Imaginary Minecraft Server

CraftyEUvsUS