Elysia: The Server That’s so Exclusive Even the Pixels Need a VIP Pass

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Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Type	Semi-vanilla experience with added plugins for extra features
Whitelisted	Only friendly and accepting players are whitelisted
LGBTQ+ Friendly	Inclusive and supportive community
Age Requirement	16+ dedicated players with various skill levels

Frequently Asked Questions

1. What additional features does the server offer?

The server offers proximity chat mod, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web-based world map, gradual world border expansion, grief prevention systems, an adult staff team, opt-in PVP, decorative player heads, community decisions by vote, and sleep skip.

2. What features are not included on the server?

Keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that change the vanilla experience, a plugin/money-based economy, and donator perks with advantages are not included on this server.

3. How can I join the server?

To join the server, you can apply for the whitelist on the server’s website. It only takes a few minutes to complete the application.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3437	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Vinland Adventure: Where the pigs fly and the creepers tell jokes. Join now! 1.20.1, forge supported

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Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive Bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons Now Loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Join our Discord server here

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by inputting the server IP in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the rules section on our Discord server for more information.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or exploration?

A: Building and exploration is encouraged, with the only restriction being to respect other players’ builds and areas.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Animals Bred:	94	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Down Under Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you wake up in Australia because why not? It’s like a surprise vacation every time you log on! But watch out for those sneaky kangaroos trying to steal your diamonds – they’re crafty little buggers.

Join our server for the chance to ride a giant spider as your trusty steed, or battle a drop bear in an epic showdown. And don’t forget about the elusive emu races that happen every Saturday – the winner gets a chest full of golden apples!

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary Vegemite PvP battles. It’s a fight to the death with nothing but Vegemite sandwiches as weapons. Trust us, you’ve never experienced true chaos until you’ve been in a Vegemite duel.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the wild world of Australia like never before. Just watch out for those deadly mobs – they’re not messing around.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Items Found:	7519
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Opportunity Minecraft SMP Advancement

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further than t. young hustla’s SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join? Because our server is run by a llama who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick. Our spawn town is a bustling metropolis where pigs ride minecarts and chickens run the local bakery. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where the zombies have better dance moves than most players.

So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us on t. young hustla’s SMP. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	616	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LifeChangerMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a life-changing journey that will make you wish you had joined sooner! Our server is so epic, it’s like finding a diamond block in your very first cave! Seriously, joining our SMP is like leveling up in real life – you’ll become a Minecraft master in no time!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild creeper appears, but instead of blowing you up, it starts dancing the cha-cha slide with you! That’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server. And don’t even get us started on the legendary battles that go down during our weekly PvP tournaments – it’s like watching a pack of wolves take on a herd of llamas!

So why wait any longer? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best blocky life! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a zombie, in which case you might regret not joining sooner because our server is strictly human-only. Sorry, zombies, maybe next time!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

DeathCraft: Epic Fails & Funny Fates

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Have you ever been killed by a herd of angry chickens armed with diamond swords? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles, crazy adventures, and the most outrageous deaths you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old creepers when you can be taken out by a pack of killer bunnies riding on the backs of giant spiders? Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve been obliterated by a swarm of exploding llamas. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Too Much Minecraft Fun

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where everything is “normal” and “boring”? well, come join our server where everything is “TOO MUCH”!

we have diamonds falling from the sky like raindrops, creepers that explode in confetti instead of blowing up your house, and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels).

our nether is a disco inferno, with zombie pigmen breakdancing and blazes shooting fireballs that explode into a fireworks show.

oh, and did we mention that our end dimension is a giant rave party, with the ender dragon dropping sick beats instead of trying to kill you?

so come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs “normal” when you can have “TOO MUCH”?!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Void Gems Collected:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Hardrada Worldbuilding: Where factions fight over who gets the last cobblestone!

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Hardrada Worldbuilding Minecraft Server

Overview:

Feature	Description
Unmatched Freedom	Create, expand, and rule your empire the way you envision.
Fair and Supportive Staff	Dedicated and impartial staff team ensures a fair and enjoyable experience for everyone.
Player-Driven Stories	Forge your path and shape the server’s history through diplomacy, trade, alliances, wars, and intrigue.
Community and Collaboration	Join a community of like-minded players to build magnificent structures, economies, and participate in events.
Dynamic World	The server evolves with player actions, creating a living environment where every choice matters.
Features	Economy and Trade, Quests and Events, PvP and Warfare.

Join Us Today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by following the instructions provided on our Discord channel.
Is PvP mandatory on the server?	No, PvP is optional and players can choose to focus on peaceful growth and diplomacy if they prefer.
Are there any restrictions on building structures?	As long as the structures comply with server rules, players have the freedom to build as they please.
Can I create my own quests/events on the server?	Players are encouraged to create their own quests and events to enrich the server experience for all.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Alien Abductions:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

5 Cent Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! That’s right, you heard me correctly. And if that’s not enough to get you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. Trust me, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Plus, we accept payment in the form of shiny rocks and unicorn tears. See you there!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Runes Activated:	8	Towns Built:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Elliot’s Funny Minecraft SMP Adventure

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention. Join us if you want to witness the legendary Elliot episode where he accidentally turned the entire server into llamas.

But that’s not all, folks! Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little baby chicken. And don’t even get us started on our building competitions – let’s just say there’s a reason why we had to ban TNT from being used in them.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the map that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of this Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LawnCareHustle Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your husband’s lawn service drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle.

Our server is so fun, even your husband will forget about his lawn troubles. He’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and battling creepers to even remember to ask you to pay the bills.

And don’t worry about snow removal here – our virtual world is always sunny and snow-free! Join now and let your daughter and you become the ultimate lawn care and snow removal experts in Minecraft. Who needs a lawn service when you have a pickaxe and a shovel?

So come on, join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build a virtual empire than to argue about lawn care.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	9713	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

No Apology Accepted!

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of plant drama like never before. Imagine logging in to find your virtual plants bone dry and dead because your friend forgot to water them. The horror!

But wait, there’s more! Engage in intense voicemail battles with your friends over the importance of plant souls. Who knew pixels could be so emotional?

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of excuses for you to use when your virtual plants meet their untimely demise. “I didn’t realize you needed that one inside” is just the beginning.

So come on down to our server and let the plant wars begin. Who will come out on top in this epic battle of green thumbs? Join now and find out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Star Shards Collected:	68
New Chunks Explored:	485301	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

CubicleCraft SMP: BullyBeGone!

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Are you tired of getting griefed by your so-called “friends” on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-bullying policy! In fact, we have a team of trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to bully you. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

One time, a player tried to bully me by stealing all my diamonds and building a giant statue of themselves right in front of my house. But little did they know, I had a secret weapon – a pet creeper named Bob. Bob may have exploded my house in the process, but at least that bully got what was coming to them.

So if you’re tired of dealing with workplace bullying on other servers, come join us! We promise you’ll never have to worry about getting griefed again. Plus, our llamas are really good at giving hugs.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Star Shards Collected:	279	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LoudCarLamentCraft

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Are you tired of getting your eardrums blasted by guys with very loud cars? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is a car-free zone, so you can mine, build, and explore in peace without any revving engines ruining your vibe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground llama dance parties and boogie down like never before.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees whisper secrets and the animals can talk. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into with our magical woodland creatures?

So say goodbye to the noise pollution of guys with very loud cars and hello to a world of endless fun and silliness on our Minecraft server. Join us today and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Crops Grown:	4139	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

BidenCraftUltimatum

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So, like, this server is totally off the chain, man. Like, imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in a world where Netanyahu is giving ultimatums left and right, like “Talk to Biden or else!” And then Gallant is all like “Nah man, I need Cabinet approval first.” It’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form, dude.

But wait, there’s more! You can join in on the fun and be part of the crazy negotiations between world leaders. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours, my friend.

Plus, there are epic quests and challenges that will make your head spin. Like, one time I had to fight a dragon while balancing a stack of pancakes on my head. It was wild, man.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh till your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Love Letters Sent:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Jumping Universe Showdown

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Yo, you ever wanted to prove infinite universes exist by joining a Minecraft server? Well, this is the place for you! We got players jumping between universes like it’s nobody’s business. Imagine a universe where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. That’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll see on this server. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Join us and become a multiverse explorer today!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.