ElonCraft: The Dittman Chronicles

Dittman, Chronicles, scrutiny, twitter, internet

New Minecraft Servers

so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server where elon musk’s secret alter ego ‘adrian dittman’ hangs out? well, buckle up cuz this server is wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

we got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers that do the macarena before exploding, and a secret underground base where herobrine and bigfoot play poker every tuesday night.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet ender dragon named fluffy who farts rainbows and shoots fireballs out of its butt. plus, you’ll have the chance to battle the legendary boss mob, steve’s evil twin brother, kevin, who has a mustache made of obsidian and a pet zombie pigman named gary.

so come on down to the craziest minecraft server this side of the nether portal. elon musk’s alter ego adrian dittman is waiting for you with a diamond sword and a wink 😉

Where is he? Minecraft SMP

Desperation, Where is he, Worried, Panic, looking for someone

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness llama jousting tournaments, where the winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week.

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players ride on the backs of Ender Dragons through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and exploding creepers. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with skeletons, zombies, and even the occasional Enderman showing off their best moves.

So come join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Just be careful not to anger the mods, or you might find yourself trapped in a never-ending maze of obsidian.

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Mom’s BF, Mind Your Business Minecraft Server

arguments, Boyfriend, Communication, Therapy, Boundaries

Are you tired of your mom’s new boyfriend trying to act like he’s the boss of you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you make the rules! No more random lectures on being graceful or interruptions during important phone conversations. On our server, you can build your own kingdom and reign supreme without any unwanted advice from meddling boyfriends. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any awkward family dinners or passive-aggressive comments. So why wait? Join now and build your own virtual paradise where you can be the queen bee without any interference from mom’s new beau!

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MommasHouseGoneBrr

Prioritizing, General Contractor, Boundaries, Loneliness, insurance

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space and boundaries? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds.

Just like the OP, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions. Will you let your mom extend her stay in your virtual Minecraft house, or will you prioritize your own sanity and kick her out (in the game, of course)?

With challenging personalities and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with frozen pipes and flooded basements here!

Join now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual car ride with your family members, trying to fit everyone in (luggage included)!

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Haniyeh’s Revenge Minecraft Server

Government, Minecraft, international relations, News, SECURITY

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than iran and israel combined, like seriously we got creepers blowing up everyone’s houses and zombies invading the village every night. plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, so you know it’s gonna be wild. come join the chaos and see if you can survive longer than haniyeh did in israel’s crosshairs. peace out, gamers!

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NukeCraftFrance25

reactor construction, renewable energy, NukeCraftFrance25, carbon emissions, power

lol u know what else is adding stuff? this epic minecraft server! we got reactors too, but not nuclear ones, we got creeper reactors that explode with fun and excitement! join our server and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures, guarded by a pack of wild wolves trained to protect it at all costs. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been forged by Notch himself. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!

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ElonCraft: The Dittman Chronicles

Where is he? Minecraft SMP

Mom’s BF, Mind Your Business Minecraft Server

MommasHouseGoneBrr

Haniyeh’s Revenge Minecraft Server

NukeCraftFrance25