90sKidLostInMinecraftSMP

“2000s”, 90s, 90sKidLostInMinecraftSMP, aim, blockbuster, CD Players, dial-up internet, fads, fashion, flip phones, movies, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Technology, Toys, trends, tv shows, VHS tapes, vintage

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	290	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Gods Slained:	2

OMG guise, u gotta join dis amazin Minecraft SMP cuz it’s like totally lit like a 90s rave party! Remember when Tamagotchis were the shiz and everyone had frosted tips? Well, that’s the vibe of our server, except we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and have dance battles. And rumor has it, if you find the legendary diamond disco ball, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So come join us and relive the glory days of the 90s and 2000s, where Blockbuster was still a thing and Britney Spears ruled the charts. It’s gonna be a blast from the past, but with creepers and zombies instead of boy bands and butterfly clips. Let’s get this party started, y’all! #ThrowbackThursday #MinecraftMadness #Y2KForever

SwearCraft: Parents’ Approval

Approval, childhood experiences, childhood memories, Communication, cultural influences, emotional impact, family communication, family dynamics, family relationships, generational differences, language development, language exposure, Language Use, parental influence, parenting, parents, personal boundaries, social conditioning, social norms, SwearCraft, swearing, taboo language, upbringing

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Alien Abductions:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Towns Built:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone acts like they’re at a tea party? Well, come join our server where the only rule is to swear like a sailor! We guarantee your parents will be proud of your newfound vocabulary skills after spending just a few hours on our server. So come on over and let the profanity flow like a river of lava in the Nether!

AliceCraft Minecraft Server

afd, alice weidel, AliceCraft, Chinese envoy, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, Diplomacy, Europe, extremism, far right, foreign affairs, germany, Germany-China relations, international relations, leader, Minecraft, nationalism, News, Politics, right wing, secret meetings, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

so, like, u know how in Minecraft u can build ur own world and stuff? well, this server is like that, but with a twist! imagine if the far-right leader of Germany was actually a Minecraft player and held secret meetings with a Chinese envoy in the game! like, they were trading diamonds for emeralds or something, it’s wild! join this server for a chance to uncover the secret dealings of world leaders in the virtual world. who knows what other crazy stuff you’ll find on here! come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyLatAmTrust-China-TrumpDemand

bilateral relations, China, CraftyLatAmTrustChinaTrumpDemand, Demands, development projects, Diplomacy, economic cooperation, economic growth, foreign policy, Global influence, infrastructure investments, international relations, Latin America, Partnership, political alliances, regional stability, strategic partnerships, summit, trade agreements, trump, trustworthy ties

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Animals Bred:	189	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we promise you ‘trustworthy’ fun and craziness like never before! forget about trump’s demands, we only demand that you have a blast with us!

imagine building a giant wall around your base to keep out the creepers, just like trump wants to build a wall around the border! but don’t worry, our wall is way cooler and won’t cause any political controversy.

explore our vast world filled with jungles, deserts, and even hidden villages just like in latin america! make alliances with other players and form your own powerful empire, just like china!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Lion Owner’s Paradise

affluent, billionaire, exotic pets, Extravagant, extravagant spending, high society, lavish lifestyle, lion, lion ownership, lion ownership status, luxury, MILLIONAIRE, moneyed, Opulent, ostentatious, Owners, owning a lion, Paradise, privileged, Rich, Upper Class, wealth status, Wealthy

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	739
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

this server is so lit, it’s like a party in a volcano, but without the lava burns. we got diamonds for days, like seriously, you’ll be swimming in them like Scrooge McDuck in his money vault.

our community is tighter than a creeper’s hug, we all got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves. and speaking of wolves, we have a secret underground wolf army that will protect you from any pesky zombies or skeletons that try to ruin your day.

oh, and did i mention the lion? yeah, we have a freakin’ lion roaming around the server. don’t worry, he’s tame as a kitten, but he’ll still strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

so come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. plus, where else can you say you own a lion in a video game? let’s get this party started! 🦁🎉

Quantum Craft: State of Matter

Breakthrough, computational power, Craft, innovation, matter, microsoft, Microsoft news, Microsoft quantum, Quantum, quantum computers, quantum computing, quantum information, quantum innovation, quantum materials, Quantum Mechanics, quantum physics, quantum research, quantum states, quantum technology, research, Science, State, state of matter, Technology

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Holy Grails Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

So, like, this server is, like, totally out of this world, man. We got, like, quantum computers powered by a new state of matter created by Microsoft. I know, right? Insane!

Join us and, like, experience the power of quantum Minecraft. You can, like, build crazy structures that defy the laws of physics. Want to create a house that floats in mid-air? No problem, dude. Want to mine diamonds with just a snap of your fingers? Easy peasy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking pigs who wear top hats. They’ll guide you on epic quests to find hidden treasures and battle evil mobs. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve fought a zombie while riding a flying pig.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Quantum Minecraft, baby!

Simply Vanilla

10 TB+ map size, Active players, Allies, betray, Community, Conquer, Discord, Escaping, Ip:, map size, Nether, No Duping, Online since 2019, semi anarchy, Simply, Spawn, starter base, strong community, Survival, Vanilla, Website, World Borders

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and accessible Nether-roof.

IP: simplyvanilla.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/dP7SqPF

Website: https://simplyvanilla.net

Map size: 10 TB+

What escaping spawn looks like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrveAGWT4LE

Can you do better? Join Today! – escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray and conquer bases!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is hacking allowed on Simply Vanilla?	No, hacking and duping are strictly prohibited on our server.
What is the map size of Simply Vanilla?	The map size is over 10 TB, providing a vast world for players to explore and build in.
How can I escape spawn on Simply Vanilla?	You can watch a video tutorial on escaping spawn by following the link provided in our server information.
Is PvP allowed on Simply Vanilla?	Yes, PvP is allowed on the server. Players can make alliances, betray others, and conquer bases in an anarchy-style gameplay.
Can I join the Simply Vanilla Discord community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community by clicking on the provided invite link in the server information.

Arctic Explorer 1.20.2

1.20.2, Ancestry, Arctic, Blonde hair, blue eyes, ethnicity, European, Explorer, fair skin, heritage, Nordic, Nordic appearance, Nordic background, Nordic characteristics, Nordic descent, Nordic ethnicity, Nordic features, Nordic genetics, Nordic heritage, Nordic identity, Nordic roots, Nordic traits, Scandinavian

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Join our Minecraft server if you wanna feel like a majestic Nordic warrior riding a polar bear into battle!

We’ve got snow-covered mountains taller than your mom’s high heels and forests so dense you’ll get lost faster than a chicken in a tornado.

Build your own Viking longhouse and raid villages with your friends for epic loot and glory!

Don’t be a potato, join now and unleash your inner Norse god!

GF Flower Emporium Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, apple pay, Boyfriend, boyfriend troubles, chilis, Communication, Emporium, flower, Flower Shop, Flowers, Friend, Gesture, gift, Girlfriend, Minecraft, misunderstanding, payment, Random act of kindness, relationship, Server, Valentines

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of real-life drama like this? Come join our Minecraft server where the only flowers you’ll be giving are virtual ones! No more misunderstandings over gift-giving, just pure pixelated fun. Plus, we accept payment in diamonds, not just Apple Pay. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

BlockyBanterHR

assertive communication, BlockyBanterHR, corporate office, culture of disrespect, data analysis, emotional intelligence, gender bias, gender equality, gender stereotypes, HR complaint, patronizing comments, process improvement, professional development, professional presentation, subtle undermining, WOMEN IN THE WORKPLACE, workplace behavior, workplace discrimination, workplace dynamics, workplace respect

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4305
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Potions Brewed:	91

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of dealing with patronizing colleagues in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build, mine, and craft without anyone questioning your passion or dedication!

Picture this: you’re presenting your latest creation in a virtual meeting and instead of being called “emotionally invested,” you’re praised for your dedication and creativity. No more eye rolls or subtle undermining comments – just pure gaming fun!

And if anyone dares to question your skills or commitment, you can report them to our in-game HR department for a virtual slap on the wrist. Take that, Stephen!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and show the world that women gamers are just as strong, assertive, and passionate as their male counterparts. Let’s build a community where everyone is respected and valued, one block at a time. See you in the game!

LeftTurnsOnly Minecraft SMP

Adrenaline, APPEAL, cars, Competition, drivers, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fans, left turns, LeftTurnsOnly, Minecraft, motor sports, Nascar, NASCAR culture, oval tracks, Racing, skill, smp, SPEED, Sportsmanship, strategy, Thrill, track

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is LIT AF! Like, imagine a world where you can build your own crazy creations, team up with other players to take down epic bosses, and just have a blast mining and crafting all day long.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most INSANE events on this server, like pig racing where you can ride pigs around a track and try to be the fastest racer in all the land. And don’t even get me started on our epic parkour challenges that will test your skills and make you rage quit in the best way possible.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that we have the rarest items and resources on this server that you won’t find anywhere else. Like, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be discovered. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the map that is just waiting to be found.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be part of this epic adventure? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Weak4FoodMC

comfort eating, comfort food, cravings, favorite comfort food, favorite cravings, favorite dishes, favorite indulgence, food addiction, food cravings, food indulgence, food obsession, food temptation, food weakness, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure food, indulgence, irresistible dishes, irresistible food, temptation, Weak4FoodMC, Weakness

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8187
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Holy Grails Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you a Minecraft player with a weakness for virtual food? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server offers the most delicious virtual food you’ve ever seen. From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all. Join our server and satisfy your cravings like never before!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Ender Dragon Chef”, a mythical creature who cooks up the most mouth-watering dishes in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon Chef in a cooking competition, you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending buffet of food that will keep your hunger bar full for eternity.

So if you’re a foodie at heart and looking for a server that will satisfy your cravings and tickle your taste buds, join us today! Who knows, you might even discover the secret recipe for the ultimate Minecraft dish – the elusive “Diamond Steak”.

CraftyDan’s Defense Fund Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, Conflict, CraftyDans, Defense, defense budget, defense fund, defense spending, defense strategy, denmark, Europe, european defense, fund, geopolitical risks, global tensions, international relations, Military, military alliances, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, russia, Scandinavian countries, SECURITY, Server, War

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	64
Runes Activated:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

lol ok so this server is like the Denmark of Minecraft servers, except instead of worrying about war with Russia, we’re just here to have a good time and build epic stuff! we got a $7B defense fund ready to protect our pixelated land from any creepers or griefers that try to mess with us. join us for the most intense battles and the dankest memes you’ll ever see in a Minecraft server. come build with us and be part of the most epic defense fund in all of blocky land!

UkraineCraft: Trudeau Approved!

APPROVED, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic inclusion, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic relations, diplomatic solutions, exclusion, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global affairs, International cooperation, international relations, negotiations, peace talks, political discussions, trudeau, U.S.-Russia talks, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, world leaders

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, ya know? like, we got unicorns flying around and pigs that can do the cha-cha. not to mention, we have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose.

if you join this server, you’ll be like a wizard with a diamond sword, casting spells and slaying dragons left and right. plus, we have a magical portal that takes you to a land made entirely of candy.

oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a talking llama who used to be a famous rockstar in another dimension? yeah, true story. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. you won’t regret it, i promise.

World Savers United

american culture, AMERICANS, Cinema, creativity, Diversity, Entertainment, film industry, Global Issues, global responsibility, Hollywood, international relations, movies, nationalism, patriotism, perspective, representation, Savers, Saving the World, societal impact, Stereotypes, storytelling, United, world

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Void Gems Collected:	27
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

so, like, you should totally join this minecraft server because we got like, the most epic battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever see in your life. like, one time, we had this giant chicken invasion and everyone had to team up to defeat them with nothing but feathers and eggs. it was totally insane, dude.

and, like, our community is so lit, you’ll never feel alone. we have this secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise. they give out quests and rewards in exchange for shiny diamonds. it’s like, so mysterious and cool.

also, our server has the most epic builds you’ll ever see. we have a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of cheese, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. it’s like, totally mind-blowing.

so, like, forget about saving the world in movies, come join our server and save the minecraft universe instead. it’s way more fun and way more epic. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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