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Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 New Chunks Explored: 367948
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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