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| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 3852 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 9113 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 779 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
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So come on, join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch would be jealous. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
