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Players: |
95/300 |
Votes: |
7771 |
Rating: |
4.6 / 5 |
Endless Mazes Solved: |
3 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: |
1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: |
3 |
Dark Rituals Completed: |
8 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: |
2 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: |
20 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: |
1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: |
1 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: |
2 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: |
5 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: |
8 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: |
2 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: |
27 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: |
9 |
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