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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 8215 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a group of chickens armed with diamond swords. Why? Because in our world, the chickens are the rulers and they don’t take kindly to outsiders. But don’t worry, you can join forces with the cows who have a secret underground resistance movement against the chicken overlords.
But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. Just watch out for the DJ skeleton who only plays spooky scary skeletons on repeat.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because this shit hits different when you’re older and ready to embrace the madness! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve experienced before.