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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 1026 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 343 | Magic Items Found: | 4388 |
Villages Defended: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape from those annoying things that make you want to pull your hair out! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced to dubstep. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you!
But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of UNICORNS and battle evil LLAMAS with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. It’s a total blast!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this INSANE Minecraft server and let the fun begin!