OMG U GOTTA JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT A STRETCHY DISPLAY THAT CAN EXPAND LIKE A FREAKIN’ RUBBER BAND, BRO. U CAN SEE DA MINECRAFT WORLD IN ALL ITS GLORY WITHOUT ANY DISTORTION, EVEN WHEN U STRETCH IT OUT LIKE A PIECE OF CHEWED GUM. U CAN FLEX IT LIKE 5,000 TIMES AND IT STILL LOOKS AS GOOD AS NEW. IT’S LIKE WATCHING A MOVIE ON A TRAMPOLINE, BUT BETTER. COME JOIN US AND SEE DA BLOCKS BOUNCE LIKE NEVER BEFORE!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit: 12 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 30 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Nintendo Does It Minecraft Server

    Nintendo Does It Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Nintendo would approve! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, it’s ok when Nintendo does it!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • The Tall Waterfall Minecraft SMP

    The Tall Waterfall Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic waterfall builds you’ve ever seen! Our waterfall stands at a whopping 580m/1904ft tall, making it the tallest in the entire country. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dive off the top, you’ll land in a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold!

    Join our server and post a waterfall from your country to show off your building skills and maybe even uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land of unicorns and rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of waterfalls and adventure today!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MisogynistMasherCraft

    MisogynistMasherCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our wacky players.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 10
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Ether Blades Crafted: 15 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

    SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories
    Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

    But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 97
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 216
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

    Blocky Bedrock Bonanza
    What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9322
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

    Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5585 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • TXCNetwork

    TXCNetwork

    TXC NETWORK THE BOXPVP SERVER COOL STUFF DAILY EVENTS / KEYALL GOOD STAFF TEAM PVP CRAFT YOUR UNIQUE EXPERIENCE

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • Astro MC Network

    Astro MC Network

    There is Survival and BoxPVP The rules are the following: 1. You cannot use hacks/exploits. 2. Flood and spam are reasons for mute/ban. 3. Taps are prohibited on the Minecraft Survival server. 4. It is prohibited to pass the IP of another server either through Discord or through Minecraft chat. 5. Don’t ask for free ranges. 6. Do not disturb/insult the owners. 7. Do not discriminate under any context, such as practicing racism/xenophobia. You can play with your friends, meet new players, have fun, etc… We are waiting for you!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

    The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

    Simple SMP Minecraft Server

    Server IP simplesmp.org
    Discord https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

    Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

    Server Features

    • Uses minimal plugins for simplicity
    • No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world
    • No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking
    • No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive
    • Over eight years in operation, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go!
    Can I use mods or cheats on the server? Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine.
    Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server? There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

    BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we take our love for Mario to the next level! Join us on this wild Paisano journey as we discuss everything MARIO! Need a reason to join? Well, our server is so lit that even Bowser wants in on the action! We’ve got Mario news and releases that will make your head spin faster than a Super Star power-up.

    In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Magic Items Found: 5323
    Towns Built: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

    steals your gallons Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

    So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Legendary Items Repaired: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • MOH DramaCraft

    MOH DramaCraft
    Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any step-sibling drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any family feuds!

    Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!

    Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.

    So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 19
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

    LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience love like never before!

    Join our server and you might just find yourself in a wild love triangle with two creepers fighting over your affections. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village full of villagers who are all desperately trying to win your heart with gifts of emeralds and potatoes.

    But be warned, love on our server can be a dangerous game. You might find yourself in a heated PvP battle with another player over who gets to take you on a virtual date to the Nether. Or perhaps you’ll have to navigate a treacherous parkour course to prove your love to your in-game crush.

    So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft love life to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you’ll never forget!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY

  • KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

    KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure
    Are you ready to experience the kinkiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner. Our server is so wild, even the pigs are blushing! From secret underground dungeons to risqué role-playing scenarios, you never know what you’ll stumble upon next. So grab your pixelated handcuffs and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things are about to get steamy!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Farms Harvested: 599
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KyivNightRecruiters

    KyivNightRecruiters
    join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian recruiters are not looking for men for conscription, but for players to join their army of blocky warriors!

    imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.

    plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.

    so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
    New Server IP – Click to COPY