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ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Love Letters Sent:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6538
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	5

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Farms Harvested:	716
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8883
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Crops Grown:	4472	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8944
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Items Found:	8993	Crops Grown:	5524
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4735
Chimeras Created:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Falling into the Void:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Divine Spears Created:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Endless Night Skies:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Potions Brewed:	49
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Animals Bred:	103	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	4418
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9967
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Villages Defended:	19

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5667	Falling into the Void:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5941	Farms Harvested:	803
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5