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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 8864 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 961 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
so, like, imagine a place where u can live out ur wildest minecraft dreams, like u can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks or ride a pig off a cliff into a pool of lava, like, the possibilities r endless, man.
but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can also battle giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes or go on quests to find the legendary golden potato that grants u unlimited power.
oh, and did i mention that every time u log on, a magical unicorn will appear and grant u three wishes? yeah, that’s right, THREE WISHES.
so, like, why waste ur time on boring old servers when u could be living it up in this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers minecraft world? join now and let the madness begin!
