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| Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 7627 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 91 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 6713 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 20 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
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