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| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 870 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 91 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 134 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Yo, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server where all da cool kids hang out? Well, lemme tell ya, our server is like a magnet for all dem narcissists out there! We did some fancy AI analysis and found out dat narcissists love following high-profile peeps, don’t smile in their pics, and think they’re da bomb at public speaking. So if you think you’re da hottest thing since sliced bread, come join us and show off your mad skills at building epic structures and slaying dem creepers! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna be surrounded by a bunch of self-absorbed players who think they’re da best thing since diamonds? So come on over and join da fun, cuz we’re da place to be for all dem narcissistic Minecrafters out there!
