LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ AIR POLLUTION AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US! WE GOT PIGS FLYIN’ AND CREEPERS DANCIN’ TO THE BEAT OF THE DISCO BALL!

STUDIES SHOW THAT PLAYIN’ ON OUR SERVER CAN INCREASE YOUR CHANCES OF FINDIN’ DIAMONDS BY 69% (NICE) AND MAKIN’ FRIENDS BY 1000% (EVEN NICER).

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE PARTY! WHO NEEDS IVF WHEN YOU GOT A MINECRAFT SERVER THIS LIT?!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Gods Slained: 2
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
Animals Bred: 70 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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