LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ AIR POLLUTION AIN’T GOT NOTHIN’ ON US! WE GOT PIGS FLYIN’ AND CREEPERS DANCIN’ TO THE BEAT OF THE DISCO BALL!

STUDIES SHOW THAT PLAYIN’ ON OUR SERVER CAN INCREASE YOUR CHANCES OF FINDIN’ DIAMONDS BY 69% (NICE) AND MAKIN’ FRIENDS BY 1000% (EVEN NICER).

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE PARTY! WHO NEEDS IVF WHEN YOU GOT A MINECRAFT SERVER THIS LIT?!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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